Abba here. I appreciate the nice introduction and think Friday the 13th is a good day to start my blog. Unfortunately, I am computer stupid and have not quite figured it out. So, until next time . . .

Just for clarity, this is not Abba. However, Abba is the kind of woman who tells stories you wouldn't believe, except that, if you know her, you know this stuff really does happen. The world will not be complete if she saves these only for those few people fortunate enough to hear them in person (and generally in an inappropriate setting). Enjoy.